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galacticninja
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential. [...] Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
- Dr. Evil

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
- Ezekiel 25:17 according to Jules Winnfield

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
- Michael Scott

Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?
- Dennis Reynolds

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes!
- Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted 'Theodore' Logan

Elias: There were two men who were crucified with Jesus, Randal. A good thief and a bad thief.
Randal: If they were caught, I'd say that makes them both bad thieves.

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
- Rick

Malcom's not in the middle. He's on top.
- Mac


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